“What do you like to do for fun?” a question that I loath being asked. There are many different hobbies. Some people enjoy painting, while others may enjoy skydiving. Then there’s me… when I get asked about my hobbies I reply with an, “Uh. I don’t know.” Then I stand there for a moment scratching my ass, and when I finally come up with something it usually goes along the lines of, “Well, I like to dance, but it’s not really dancing. I just kind of jump around. And I used to collect old shoelaces.” How fucking sad is that? Then they usually reply with, “Oh… well, that’s nice.” And give a polite, sympathetic smile. In conclusion, I need to find better hobbies.